2017 Miss 500 – Championship Match Up

2017 Miss 500 – The Finest Four Results

Talk about #AmericaFirst.  One year ago we quoted the “future” President Donald Trump and this year we don’t have to quote, we just live by his creed.  500 voters grabbed The Finest Four by their respective ballot boxes and dished out enough MAGA to make a West Virginia coal miner speak Spanish.  Gone are the quasi-European picks of Brommel and Maxwell.  In are the two penchants of all American-ness: classic blue eyed blonde vs. next-gen multi whatever she is brunette.  We might also have our first mother as a Miss 500.  Who knew!

My fellow 500ers, meet: Julie Annee versus Elizabeth Turner.

For the in depth SABR heavy background, see our Finest Four Preview, otherwise if you’ve already done your issues based research, scroll down to vote!

 

Miss 500 Awards

Ginger Belt – Holland Roden (title held)
Blonde Belt – Elizabeth Turner
Brunette Belt – Juli Annee
European Belt – Ann Kathrin Brommel
Latina Belt – Yanet Garcia
Connor Marshall Award – Jamie Sanders
Rookie of the Year – Elizabeth Turner
Double Dare Award (aka Double D award.  You can guess what this is for.  New award in 2016) – Josefine Forsberg
Best at the Beach (best model/who you most want to see in a swimsuit) – Natalie Jayne Roser (title held)
Most Talented (who’s professional career trumps all) – Alexandra Daddario
Most “Talented” (who you would want to “trump” over all) – Olya Abramovich
Best Eyes (best eyes) – Josefine Forsberg
Dirty and Over Thirty (looking at you Olivia Munn!) – Sara Jean Underwood
Best Wife (Who are you bringing home to mother) – Elizabeth Turner
Best One Night Stand (Who are you making a mother) – Viki Odintcova

 

#FakeThoughts: Miss 500 Chairperson’s Random Musings

(Semi)Official Championship Odds

Elizabeth Turner (+3.5) vs. JULI ANNEE

 

Championship Poll

Poll closes TUESDAY 06 June at MIDNIGHT Eastern!

While our messages to both parties to host a debate to gauge their views on Climate Change, AHCA, and counter-terrorism policies (or lack there of) have gone unanswered, we’ve decided to bring back our “campaign ads” for both parties.  I’m sure both of these touch on the most pertinent issues facing our nation. If anything, their popularity couldn’t be any lower than the current government’s!

(WARNING: Not Safe For Kindergarten)

Julie Annee 2016 “Lynaritaa & Juli.annee Making Out”

 

Elizabeth Turner 4 America “Guess Jeans Campaign”

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