2017 Miss 500 Dirty 32 Roundup

Sadly, due to something called work, we’ll have to forgo any “deep analysis” this week.  As a reward, the Sultry 16 voting will last until NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!!

So plenty of time for everyone to google and clear histories over the long weekend.

And Happy Memorial Day!

The 500 Section Sportsbook

Sultry 16 Round Matchups To Watch

(1) Nina Agdal vs. (4) Olya Abramovich (the Beach Bowl)

(2) Stella Maxwell vs. (14) Emily Tanner (the Blonde Bowl)

(2) Juli Annee vs. (6) Rosie Jones (the Brunette Bowl)

UPSET WATCH

(6) Natalie Jayne Roser vs. (2) Carla Ossa

On the books

To win the title:

Josefine Forsberg -120

Stella Maxwell -150

Sara Jean Underwood +210

Natalie Jayne Roser +240

Juli Anee +300

Elizabeth Turner +400

Carla Ossa +850

The Field +150

#FakeThoughts: Miss 500 Chairperson’s Random Musings

Miks Picks

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Last Round…

(1) Nina Agdal -4.5 vs. (8) Brittney Palmer  – LOSE

(2) Juli Annee -6.5 vs. (10) Brooke Hogan – WIN

(16) Felicity Jones +7.5 vs. (9) Rhian Sugden – WIN

Sultry 16…

(6) Natalie Jayne Roser -2.5 vs. (2) Carla Ossa

(1) Josefine Forsberg -5 vs. (13) Jessica Hart

(3) Elizabeth Turner +2 vs. (2) Yanet Garcia

As always, your round round-up

Blow(out) Jobs

– Our Double D Digit Winners:

(2) Juli Annee vs. (10) Brooke Hogan: 11-3

(1) Josefine Forsberg vs. (8) Galinka Mirgaeva: 10-4

(2) Stella Maxwell vs. (10) Doutzen Kroes: 10-4

(6) Natalie Jayne Roser vs. (3) Lucy Mecklenburgh: 10-4

 

Just the (Buzzer Beater) Tip!

Just one overtime thriller this time.

Good News: Germany wins!

Bad News: Whenever its a German vs. Danish match up…we all lose 😦

(4) Ann Kathrin Brommel vs. (5) Josephine Skriver: 7-7

Bottom or Top? Your Upset Specials!

Your Dirty 32 upsets:

(14) Emily Tanner

(13) Jessica Hart

(6) Natalie Jayne Roser

(6) Rosie Jones

 

*Special note: the Vivid Region still does not like upsets

Chick Fil A Challenge (Sponsored by the Human Rights Campaign)

Bailey, Josh, Señor, and Chef will be missing out on free Chick Fil A nuggets this go around…

Custer – 2 remaining contenders (Last round: 5)

Ryan – 2(4)

Mumford – 2 (3)

Greg – 2 (3)

Evan – 2 (3)

Kyle – 1 (2)

Mateo – 2 (2)

Mik – 1 (2)

George – 1 (2)

Bailey – 0 (2)

Josh – 0 (2)

Señor – 0 (1)

Chef – 0 (1)

Conor – 0 (0)

Señora Austin – 0 (0)

Tony – 0 (0)

Contestant Nationalities

America not so first…

American – 4

Australia – 2

English – 2

Russian – 2

Danish – 1

Colombia – 1

Swedish – 1

German – 1

Irish – 1

Mexican – 1

Travel Banned: Czechs, Dutch, Greeks, Mexicans, Norwegians, Portuguese, and Ukrainians

Conor Marshall Rule Contestants (In Memorium)

Just two lovely Señoritas left: Yanet Garcia & Carla Ossa

Contestant “Profession”

21st Century Modeling: Instagram vs. Victoria Secret – see the panel discussion live at Fyre Fest 2018…

Actress – 0

Model – 10

Instagram Model – 4

Daughter – 0

Nobel Prize Winners – 0

Chancellors of Germany – 0

Athlete – 0

Singer – 0

Celebrity Cartoon Rabbit – 0

Hip Hop Video Vixen – 0

Miss USA – 0

TV Personality – 2

WAG – 0

Ring Girl – 0

Adult Film Stars – 0

Emma Watson’s – 0

Contestant “Positions”

Not those kind of positions…

Entertainment – 2

Model – 5

Sports – 3

Imports – 4

Flex – 2

Contestant Hair Color

Blonde – 8

Brunette – 7

Dark – 0

Light Brown – 1

Red – 0 😦

Dirty 32 Results & Sultry 16 Voting!

Dirty 32  Results

Sultry 16 Voting!

**Polls Close at 7:00am Wednesday 31 May**

 

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