Miss 500: Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics Edition!

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Olympics, both editions, are more than just exposes of sports that we would never watch otherwise.  The flags, the uniforms, the non-stop coverage of sports for hours on end.  And apparently when you put a bunch of highly competitive, athletic, 20 somethings in a foreign locale with nothing to do since the local movie theater will finish construction in 2019, you have nothing to do but turn to each other.  And by turning to each other I mean lots of fornicating.  This isn’t just an educated guess, but recently backed up by reports of excessive use of Tinder in the Olympic Village.  So after extensive research, the 500 Section Committee on Olympic Intangible Activities, we present to you our Miss 500: Sochi edition!

Of course, in keeping with the spirit, we have a medal ceremony to attend.

Best Team (by Nation)

– Gold Medal: Russia (Hockey & Curling)

– Silver Medal: Norway (Snowboarding, Cross-Country & Speed Skating)

– Bronze Medal: Austria (Alpine Skiing & Snowboarding)

Best Team (by Event)

– Gold Medal: Russia (Curling)

– Silver Medal: Canada (Hockey)

– Bronze Medal: Russia (Hockey)

Best Event

– Gold Medal: Curling

Silver Medal: Alpine Skiing

Bronze Medal: Snowboarding

Overall Individual Performance – Snow

– Gold Medal: Silje Norendal (Norway – Snowboading)

– Silver Medal: Anna Fenninger (Austria – Alpine Skiing)

– Bronze Medal: Therese Johaug (Norway – Cross-Country)

Runners Up:  Grete Gaim (Finland – Biathlon) & Christina Geiger (Germany – Alpine Skiing)

Overall Individual Performance – Ice

– Gold Medal: Alexandra Saitova (Russia – Curling)

– Silver Medal: Hege Bokko (Norway – Speed Skating)

– Bronze Medal: Ekaterina Galkina (Russia – Curling)

Runners Up:  Anna Sidrova (Russia – Curling) & Meaghan Mikkelson (Canada – Hockey)

The Cheat Sheet

Stephanie Magiros

Australia – Snowboarding

Stephanie Magiros

Stephanie Magiros 2

Anna Fenninger

Austria – Alpine Skiing

Anna Fenninger

Anna Fenninger 2

Julia Dujmovits

Austria – Snowboarding

Julia Dujmovits

Julia Dujmovits 2

Meaghan Mikkelson

Canada – Hockey

Meaghan Mikkelson

Meaghan Mikkelson

Gabriela Soukalová

Czech Republic – Biathlon

Gabriela Soukalová 2

Gabriela Soukalová

Klara Krizova

Czech Republic – Alpine Skiing

Klara Krizova

Klara Krizova 2

Grete Gaim

Estonia – Biathlon

Grete Gaim 2

Grete Gaim

Sophie Boilley

France – Biathlon

Sophie Boilley

Sophie Boilley 2

Nathalie Pechalat

France – Figure Skating

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Nathalie Pechalat 2

Monique Angermüller

Germany – Speed Skating

Monique Angermüller

Monique Angermüller 2

Christina Geiger

Germany – Alpine Skiing

Christina Geiger 2

Christina Geiger

Eve Muirhead

Great Britain – Curling

Eve Muirhead

Eve Muirhead 2

Rozsa Darazs

Hungary – Speed Skating

Rozsa Darazs

Rozsa Darazs 2

Rebecca Torr

New Zealand – Snowboarding

Rebecca Torr 2

Rebecca Torr

Hege Bokko

Norway – Speed Skating

Hege Bokko

Hege Bokko 2

Silje Norendal

Norway – Snowboarding

Silje Norendal

Silje Norendal 2

Therese Johaug

Norway – Cross-Country

Therese Johaug

Therese Johaug 2

Ekaterina Galkina

Russia – Curling

Ekaterina Galkina

Ekaterina Galkina 2

Angelina Goncharenko

Russia – Hockey

Angelina Goncharenko

Angelina Goncharenko 2

Anna Prugova

Russia – Hockey

Anna Prugova

Anna Prugova 2

Anna Sidrova

Russia – Curling

Anna Sidrova

Anna Sidrova 2

Alexandra Saitova

Russia – Curling

Alexandra Saitova

Alexandra Saitova 2

Paulina Fialkova

Slovakia – Biathlon

Paulina Fialkova

Paulina Fialkova 2

Tina Maze

Slovenia – Alpine Skiing

Tina Maze

Tina Maze 2

Florence Schelling

Switzerland – Hockey

Florence Schelling

2010 Florence SCHELLING Portrait, Ice Hockey, Sports

Allison Baver

USA – Speed Skating

Allison Baver

Allison Baver 2

Allison Baver

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