The Millennial Movie Challenge: Championship Match

(AS ALWAYS: If you want to skip right to the voting, just scroll down.  We won’t judge.  We’ll just egg your house later)

Millennial Movie Challenge: Final Four Results

Before we get to our monumental match-up, we would like to hand out some individual awards!  The categories and nominees were listed in our introductory posting.  Without further ado, please celebrate these special movies and individuals for capturing our oh so young hearts so long ago, even if they never captured follow up career.

**Note: These winners were determined by whichever movie gets the furthest along in voting from these predetermined nominees**

Best Cable Rewatchability aka The TNT


Defined by A) If you were 1am channel surfing and this was on TNT, would you stop, no matter what part of the movie? and B) You landed on the flick halfway through, watched, but then would you stay for the encore presentation for another go around?  To note: remember, this is CABLE so movies with lots of LSV goodies are out :(

  • Oceans 11 – WINNER
  • The Mummy – Runner Up
  • Con Air
  • Rush Hour
  • The Italian Job

Best Unintentional Comedy/Most Not To Be Taken Seriously aka “The VD (Vin Diesel)”

Vin Diesel

The Babe Ruth here is the Fast and Furious Franchise post Tokyo Drift, but I digress #RIPPaulWalker

  • The Rock – WINNER
  • The Fast and the Furious – Runner Up
  • Con Air
  • Armageddon
  • Starship Troopers

Most Chick Flicky aka The Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson

Apologies for the lack of PC-ness

  • 10 Things I Hate About You – WINNER
  • Mean Girls – Runner Up
  • The Notebook
  • Legally Blonde
  • She’s All That

Most Sophmoric aka The Pie

American Pie

It’s OK to laugh in front of your girlfriends guys, they’ll love you no matter what…

  • Super Bad – WINNER
  • Old School – Runner Up
  • American Pie
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
  • Van Wilder
  • EuroTrip
  • Harold & Kumar
  • Dude Where’s My Car

Most “Got a Little Dusty in the Air” aka The Tear Jerker

JVDB Crying

It’s OK to cry in front of your girlfriends guys, they’ll love you no matter what…

  • Saving Private Ryan – WINNER
  • The Notebook – Runner Up
  • Titanic
  • Cast Away
  • 10 Things I Hate About You

Most “I Grew Up A Little That Day” aka The Shannon Elizabeth

Shannon Elizabeth

Our award for most effective “mature situations” scene(s)

  • Cruel Intentions – WINNER
  • American Pie – Runner Up
  • Titanic
  • Wild Things
  • EuroTrip

The Google


Movie that was a bit underrated at the time, but has aged like a fine wine

  • 10 Things I Hate About You – WINNER
  • Boondock Saints – Runner Up
  • Almost Famous
  • Rounders
  • American Pie

The Blockbuster Video

Blockbuster Video

Movie that was the hottest (!) thing at the time, but has aged like an Ashley Stevens from high school…

  • Scary Movie – WINNER (or Loser, I guess)
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Titanic
  • Fight Club
  • The Matrix
  • Austin Powers

Most Bad-A$$ Character aka “The Denzel”

Denzel Training Day Cafe

  • Russell Crowe in The Gladiator – WINNER
  • Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity – Runner Up
  • Denzel Washington in Training Day
  • Sean Connery in The Rock
  • The Cast of Starship Troopers in Starship Troopers
  • Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious
  • Harrison Ford in Air Force One

Most Likely To Still Be Funny aka “The Cartman”


  • Will Ferrell in Old School – WINNER
  • Matt Stone and Trey Parker in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut – Runners Up
  • Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • The Pie in American Pie
  • The Dad in American Pie
  • Broken Lizard in Super Troopers and BeerFest
  • Denzel Washington in Training Day

Miss 500: Millennial Movie Edition aka “The Rachel Leigh Cook”

Rachael Leigh Cook

  • Larisa Oleynik aka “Alex Mack” in 10 Things I Hate About You – WINNER
  • Rachel McAdams in The Notebook and Mean Girls and Wedding Crashers – Runner Up
  • Emma Stone in Super Bad – Miss Congeniality
  • Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt in Can’t Hardly Wait
  • Rachel Weisz in The Mummy
  • The German Girl in EuroTrip
  • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie
  • Charlize Theron in The Italian Job
  • Denise Richards/Neve Campbell in Wild Things
  • Amy Smart in Road Trip
  • Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde
  • Tara Reid in Van Wilder and American Pie
  • Rachel Leigh Cook in She’s All That

Mister 500: Millennial Movie Edition aka “The Freddie Prinze Jr.”

Freddie Prinze Jr

  • Matt Damon in Bourne Identity and Good Will Hunting and Saving Private Ryan – WINNER
  • Heath Ledger in 10 Things – Runner Up
  • Ryan Philippe in Cruel Intentions – Mr. Congeniality
  • Luke Wilson in Old School
  • Seann William Scott in American Pie
  • Ashton Kutcher in Dude Where’s My Car
  • Freddie Prinze Jr in She’s All That
  • Josh Gordon-Levitt in 10 Things
  • Jonathan Bennett in Mean Girls
  • Ryan Gosling in The Notebook
  • James Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues
  • Mark Wahlberg in The Italian Job
  • Brendan Fraser in The Mummy
  • Casper Van Dien in Starship Troopers
  • Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Ocean’s 11
  • Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings
  • Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic
  • George Clooney in Ocean’s 11 and Oh Brother

500 Casino – MMC Champion Odds

Those of you that bet the field better start counting your monopoly money

Oceans 11    3/2
Old School    2/1
Saving Private Ryan    4/1
American Pie    5/1
Titanic    6/1
Independence Day    9/1
Fight Club    25/1
Lord of the Rings    30/1
Bourne Identity    40/1
Meet the Parents    75/1
Training Day    125/1
Gladiator    150/1
The Field    200/1

Your Millennial Movie Title Match

Hint: Imagine you’re stranded on an island (this is a nod to Cast Away which we somehow left off this bracket) and you had to pick one of these movies to watch.  Let that be your determining mindset.  And yes, this island has a TV, BluRay player, and electricity.  Stop trying to make sense of all this, its a f*&king movie bracket!


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