2013 Miss 500

A wise man once asked “Wait, what are we voting for?” to which a wiser man responded “The women.”

After three arduous weeks of debate, discourse, manslaughter, Google-ing, and democratic exercising, we have selected a champion for this year’s tournament.

May I present to you your 2013 Miss 500, Miss Natalie Portman.

(Hold for Applause)

Born 9 June 1981 as Natalie Hershlag in Jerusalem, Israel, Natalie Portman has actually been a strong candidate for Most Perfect Womandom for many years going.  Acting with the likes of Gary Oldman since 1994, Portman has matured both on the screen and in our hearts.  Amidst a field of many talents and beauty, Portman is able to pull of a chameleon like presence.

Whether its stunning and striking…



or cute and natural….

Portman - Cute

or downright sultry

Portman - Sultry

Natalie Portman is all there.   From Queen Amidala to Queen of the 500 Section, Natalie Portman embodies what those two wise men discussed.  We voted not only for a woman, but the woman.


– Total Tournament Votes

Natalie Portman (69 votes…I’m not making that up)

Sara Jean Underwood (72 votes)

– The Road to Victory

Natalie Portman: (12) Bar Refaeli, (13) Hayden Panetierre, (1) Katrina Bowden, (2) Catrinel Menghia, (3) Georgia Salpa

Sara Jean Underwood: (15) Mila Kunis, (10) Christina Hendricks, (3) Elisha Cuthbert, (1) Brooklyn Decker, (3) Olivia Munn

– Bio

Natalie Portman:

DOB: 9 June 1981 (age 31)

POB: Jerusalem, Israel

Height: 5′ 3″

Weight: 112 lbs

Hair/Eyes: Light Brown/Light Brown

Measurements: 34-25-35

Sign: Gemini

Education: Harvard University (A.B. Psychology)

Status: Married to Black Swan co-star and world renowned ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied

Random Facts: Vegetarian since childhood; vegan since 2009.  Gave birth to son Aleph Portman-Millepied in June 2011.  Academy Award winner for Black Swan in 2010.  Lives in Paris, France.

Your final 2013 Miss 500 Tournament Bracket:

2013 Ms. 500 Bracket – Final


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