Asian Sports Guy’s 2012 NFL Predictions

This fall, America will watch a battle of epic proportions.  Sides will be/have been chosen, debates will ensue, talking heads will talk, and the future course of our country will be determined.  It is every American’s patriotic duty to submit themselves fully to choosing their side and expressing their god-given, Western democratic right and make their selections.  Oh, and there’s an election for President too.  But that’s kinda boring since the right has gone crazier than that dude from The Dark Night and everyone on the left, well they’re just annoying losers.  So back to that patriotic duty.  That’s right, The National Football League!  Until we form the Trans-Atlantic Union with our (rich) friends across the pond and embrace a bi-continental soccer (futbol) league, we’re stuck with the superior product of American football.  Now, on to my exercising my most American of American rights, NFL Predictions!

NFL Regular Season Standings

x – Wild Card

y – Division Winner

z – 1st Week Bye

* – Homefield Advantage

NFC East

1. Philadelphia Eagles (10-6) – y

2.  New York Giants (10-6) – x

3. Dallas Cowboys (8-8)

4. Washington Redskins (6-10)

NFC North

1. Green Bay Packers (13-3) – *

2. Chicago Bears (10-6) – x

3. Detroit Lions (8-8)

4. Minnesota Vikings (2-14)

NFC South

1. Atlanta Falcons (11-5) – z

2. New Orleans Saints (8-8)

3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-9)

4. Carolina Panthers (5-11)

NFC West

1. San Francisco 49ers (10-6) – y

2. Seattle Seahawks (9-7)

3. St. Louis Rams (7-9)

4. Arizona Cardinals (4-12)

AFC East

1. New England Patriots (13-3) – *

2. Buffalo Bills (9-7) – x

3. New York Jets (6-10)

4. Miami Dolphins (4-12)

AFC North

1. Baltimore Ravens (11-5) – z

2. Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7)

3. Cincinnati Bengals (8-8)

4. Cleveland Browns (6-10)

AFC South

1. Houston Texans (10-6) – y

2. Tennessee Titans (9-7) – x

3. Indianapolis Colts (4-12)

4. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-14)

AFC West

1. Kansas City Chiefs (8-8) – y

2. Denver Broncos (7-9)

3. San Diego Chargers (6-10)

4. Oakland Raiders (4-12)

NFL Playoffs

Wild Card Round – NFC

Philadelphia over Chicago

San Francisco over New York

Wild Card Round – AFC

Houston over Buffalo

Tennessee over Kansas City

Division Round – NFC

San Francisco over Green Bay

Philadelphia over Atlanta

Division Round – AFC

New England over Tennessee

Houston over Baltimore

Conference Championships

Philadelphia over San Francisco

Houston over New England

Super Bowl XLVII

Philadelphia 24 over Houston 20


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One response to “Asian Sports Guy’s 2012 NFL Predictions

  1. You picked Philadelphia to win the Super Bowl? They are one hard (or even not so hard) hit on Vick away from having Nick Foles or Trent Edwards leading their offense.

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